Gully-Whack (Boom!)
Gather, my friends, from all over town.
It's time to cut our neighbors down.
Gully-whack.
Gully-whack.
Gully-whack.
Boom!
Time to cut our neighbors down.
My neighbor's nose is much too long.
He gives off odors much too strong,
Relates to women and men all wrong,
And he's much different than me.
Than me!
And he's much different than me.
The wife of my neighbor's a sight to see:
Her smile is crooked, she's built like a tree,
And once she even offended me,
And that I can never forgive.
Forgive?
And that I can never forgive.
My neighbor goes way past the normal range,
And so I tell you: he's weird and strange.
He's not like me. He's strange and weird;
He's to be shunned, and he's to be feared.
To be feared!
Yes, he's to be shunned and feared.
So gather, my friends, from all over town,
It's time to cut our neighbors down.
Gully-whack.
Gully-whack.
Gully-whack.
Boom!
Richard Hacken