HACKEN POETRY OF THE 2000s
 

Randy Olsen is Moving On
Presented December 22, 2009
On the occasion of Randy Olsen's farewell from the library...

Klagenfurter Siegmund Sonett 2009
Wiederholt vom Siegmund Familientreffen - 14.Oktober 2006 - Klagenfurt, Österreich
On the Occasion of the Siegmund Family Reunion, October 24, 2009, in Klagenfurt, Austria
(At the Weidenhof Restaurant after a really good entree but before dessert) 

Committing Larsony
Written on the Occasion of Jeffry's Retirement from Yale
September 30, 2009

Christmas Bailout
Presented December 3, 2008
We need to save Santa from insolvency... quickly!

The Importance of July in 1978
On the occasion of Juliana (Hacken) Montgomery's 30th birthday,
July 25, 2008, in Orem, Utah


Introducing X. J. Kennedy
Written on the Occasion, as you might guess, of introducing X. J. Kennedy
At the 12th Books for Young Readers Symposium at the Provo Public Library
July 17, 2008

Let Freedom Wring
(A Readers' Theatre That Rhymes)
Delivered on the occasion of Independence Day
3-4 July 2008


In Lehmann's Terms
Written on the Occasion of Stephen's Retirement from Penn
2008


Barbara Walden is All Done
Written on the Occasion of Barbara's Retirement from Wisconsin
2008


Charlie Fineman is a Fine Man
Written on the Occasion of Charlie's Retirement from Harvard
2008

Sonnet for Elijah and Thomas at Three Years Old
On the occasion of the Third Birthday of Elijah and Thomas Montgomery,
February 25, 2008, in Orem, Utah

The Retirement of Susan Fales
On the occasion of Susan Fales' retirement, January 30, 2008
(Inspired by a Wintry Day as Celebrated in "The Cremation of Sam McGee")

The Rime of the Ancient Librarian
Or: The Kierkegaardian Kirche-Guardian of the Collection
On the occasion of Gary Gillum's retirement, December 5, 2007

Dark Future
Or: The Night the Lights Go Out in Utah
While worrying about a power upgrade, November 13, 2007

Tiptoeing Toward Tomorrowland
Read by Lisa's Dad at her wedding dinner in Berkeley, California
Following her marriage to David Catmull, November 10, 2007, in Oakland.

And also following their Grand Entrance before the assembled guests. 

Welcoming David
On the occasion of the engagement party of Lisa Hacken and David Catmull,
September 15, 2007, in Highland, Utah


I Am the Very Model of a Bibli-Specialographer
Written on the Occasion of Online WESS Discussions
8 June 2007

Sonnet to Joseph at Five Years Old
On the occasion of Joseph's Fifth Birthday,
February 20, 2007, in Orem, Utah

Marvelous Marvin is Wiggin' On Out
On the occasion of Marvin Wiggins' retirement, January 31, 2007


A Christmas Visit from Russian Santa Nyikolaus
Presented December 2006 at the HBLL Christmas party...

Statt Max und Moritz: Mariandl und Mich
Beim Familientreffen der Siegmunds und Nicht-Siegmunds - 14.Oktober 2006 - Weikersheim, Deutschland
On the Occasion of the Siegmund and Non-Siegmund Family Reunion,
October 14, 2006, in Weikersheim, Germany
(Differing from the Galka poem only in the last two lines) 


Statt Max und Moritz: Mariandl und Mich
Beim Familientreffen der Galka Nachkommen - 10.Oktober 2006 - St. Gilgen Österreich
On the Occasion of the Galka/Hacken/Hanf/Hlavac/Scheffler Family Reunion,
October 10, 2006, in St. Gilgen, Austria
(Differing from the Siegmund poem only in the last two lines)


Encomium Garrettiae
In Praise of Jeff Garrett, on Organizing the GNARP Symposium in Frankfurt
7 October 2006
(also includes a facsimile of the first draft - a historical rarity)

Farewell to Christina
In Four Corrupted Swiss-American Languages

If Mike...
Read by Mike's Dad at the Wedding Dinner
On the Occasion of Michael & Tiffani's Marriage, July 29, 2006

Sonnet for Bob Hacken on Tax Day, 2005
On the Occasion of Bob's Retirement, April 15, 2005

Twas the Committee Before Christmas
Presented December 2004 at the HBLL Christmas party...

Aspen Grove, Mountain Cove
Presented December 2003 (by somebody or other)
At the HBLL Christmas party...

On Frances's Birthday
Celebrated at Humanities Department Party,
September 3, 2003

Sorta Prose, Sorta Poetry
Announcing Library News
at the Annual Meeting, 2003

Certificate of Quid Pro Quo Quotation Queries
On the occasion of Haybron Adams' retirement, April 9, 2003

Certificate of Generally Referencing
On the occasion of Don Howard's retirement, April 9, 2003


Certificate of DVS (Digital Virtual Stirlingness)
On the occasion of Keith Stirling's retirement, April 9, 2003


Roy Daniel's Royal Name
For Roy Daniel, 1946-2003


Hail to the Chief
On the occasion of Sterling Albrecht's retirement, August 9, 2002


          Not Really Poetry
Introducing New Employees at the Annual Meeting, August 2001


Gerald's Rear-View Mirror (A Rap)
Presented on the occasion of Gerald K. Dick's retirement celebration,
August 16, 2001


Hark! The Herald Gerald Sings!
Sung on the occasion of Gerald K. Dick's retirement celebration,
August 16, 2001


JOF, You are OFF (A Rap)
Presented on the occasion of Janet O. Francis's retirement celebration,
June 9, 2001

A Sonnet On the Whales of Viinu Bay  

From Prairie Lands of Norway

The Great Lemming Debate 

Finding Your Inner Nevada 

Christmas Morning Haiku   

And the Dragon Flew  

Cruising the Fjord 

Parse of Speech 
 

AND A COUPLE OF SONGS
(sung by Dick Hacken... Yes, but why?):

I Am the Very Model of a Bibli-Specialographer
(Describing with Precision What my Job Entails
While simultaneously dishonoring the memory of Gilbert & Sullivan
)

Av längtan till dig
A Swedish folk song, recorded in February 2008
Also available as a literal English translation
or transmogrified into a folk hymn.